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» FRESH YARN presents Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?... by George McGrath
……”Now lay face down with your hands out,” officer Screamey screamed. The parking lot is black tar, and it’s lunchtime on August 21st. I tried to hold my palms a smidge above the ground, but officer Screamey wasn’t having it. “All the way down! All the way down!”
Another officer (Officer Yankey) yanked my arm, handcuffed me and said “Stand up.” I have never been asked to stand starting in the face down position with my hands cuffed before, and let me tell you, I was never more aware of the fact that I am no Kerry Scruggs. But I did it. I saw a young officer (think Leisel’s boyfriend in Sound of Music) say “We got him!” Very enthusiastically. And I thought to myself, “You do not, you stupid Nazi.”
As most of the police ran to my car, they began screaming as a group again. “Is there anyone else in the car? Is there anyone else in the car?” “No,” I replied. That didn’t relax them enough for them to lower their guns, which they pointed into my empty car, apparently to shoot any hiding passengers.”……
Another officer (Officer Yankey) yanked my arm, handcuffed me and said “Stand up.” I have never been asked to stand starting in the face down position with my hands cuffed before, and let me tell you, I was never more aware of the fact that I am no Kerry Scruggs. But I did it. I saw a young officer (think Leisel’s boyfriend in Sound of Music) say “We got him!” Very enthusiastically. And I thought to myself, “You do not, you stupid Nazi.”
As most of the police ran to my car, they began screaming as a group again. “Is there anyone else in the car? Is there anyone else in the car?” “No,” I replied. That didn’t relax them enough for them to lower their guns, which they pointed into my empty car, apparently to shoot any hiding passengers.”……
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